Reads @brennan.computer's posts and scores each one on how much it reads like a pitched business idea. The best-scoring ones get a card and a DO A BREAKTHROUGH button — press it and the idea mutates into a funding stage further along a startup's usual arc: seed, Series A, IPO, acquisition, scandal, reboot, repeat. Keep pressing. It never really stops.
reads Bluesky's public AppView, right in your browser — no login.
app.bsky.feed.getAuthorFeed for the given
handle (100 posts/request, up to 5000 posts), skipping reposts.
Each post's text is scored against a hand-tuned bank of
"sounds like a business idea" phrases and keywords (someone
should build, startup idea, i'd pay
for, $, and about thirty more) — the
top-scoring posts become cards. DO A BREAKTHROUGH doesn't
call any model: it deterministically hashes the post + press count
(FNV-1a) to pick a funding stage, a monetization mechanism, and a
legal disclaimer from fixed banks, so the same idea at the same
press count always mutates the same way. Everything runs in your
browser against Bluesky's public AppView — no login, nothing
written anywhere. It is a joke generator, not startup advice.